<nettime> BERLUSCONIMANIA.STARWARS& STARDUSTS

["Lorenzo Taiuti" <md3169@mclink.it>]

BERLUSCONIMANIA: STARWARS & STARDUSTS

THE SET
Berlusconi is dancing up and down the starry staircase of his tipical Tv-Shows.

THE DRESS DESIGN
He is wearing the perennial light-Blue dress of Forza Italia. On his head
the tipical Fruit Hat (Ananas, cherries,and of course Bananas) that
dancer/singer Carmen Miranda used to wear in fortie's musicals ( Disney's
"Three Caballeros" for instance). With him is Iron Lady Moratti (Minister
of Education). She is wearing an all-black-leather-sado-maso-suit and she
performs a "whip Dance" (like Gerard Malanga in Andy Warhol's show
"Exploding Plastic Inevitable" with live-music by the Velvet Underground).

THE MUSIC
"Mambo Italiano" performed by Perry Como

THE EDUCATION
While thousands of students get to the streets the Moratti's reform brings
italian education back to the fifties. First act is cutting thousands of
teaching places all over Italy.

THE RELIGION=20

Encouraged by the obvious flirting of Forza Italia with important
religious values ( the money given to private schools mostly owned by the
church) the Pope has given a very strong attack on the system and idea
itself of abortion.

THE LAW
The last of the numberless trials where Berlusconi is involved is been
under extreme attack by the Government. The Trial will be moved away from
Milano to avoid the centrality of the scandal.

THE PHILOSOPHY
"Nights are not long enough to read all documents... but i have to...." 
Berlusconi

THE POST-FEMINISM
"...My wife has helped enormously producing these new laws on
teaching!..." Berlusconi (!!!?!)

THE WARS
THe Military Marine will be employed to stop immigrants boats on the 
italian (seven) sea.0

Ciao
Lorenzo


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