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Subject: buy beer underage                         24555
Date: Wednesday, October 04, 2000 5:22 PM

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From: _______@addr.com
Subject: Your Guide to a Simple Internet Wealth Machine

Dear Friend,
Thank you for your time and interest. This email contains the ENTIRE
PLAN of how YOU can make $50,000 or more in the next 90 days simply
sending email! Seem impossible? Just read on and see how easy this
is....
Due to the popularity of this letter on the Internet, a major nightly
news program recently devoted an entire show to the investigation of
the program described below to see if it really can make people money.
The show also investigated whether or not the program was legal. Their
findings proved that there are absolutely no laws prohibiting the
participation in the program. This has helped to show people that this
is a simple, harmless and fun way to make some extra money at home. The
results have been truly remarkable. So many people are participating
that those involved are doing much better than ever before. Since
everyone makes more as more people try it out, it's been very exciting.
You will understand once you try it yourself!
********* THE ENTIRE PLAN IS HERE BELOW *********
*** Print This Now For Future Reference ***
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
If you would like to make at least $50,000 in less than 90 days! Please
read this program...THEN READ IT AGAIN!!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
THIS IS A LEGITIMATE, LEGAL, MONEY MAKING MACHINE!!! It does NOT
require you to come into contact with people or make or take any
telephone calls. Just follow the instructions, and you will make money.
This simplified e-mail marketing program works perfectly 100% EVERY
TIME! E-mail is the sales tool of the future. Take advantage of this
virtually free method of advertising NOW!!! The longer you wait, the
more people will be doing business using email. Get your piece of this
action!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hello -
My name is Johnathon Rourke; I'm from Rhode Island. The enclosed
information is something I almost let slip through my fingers.
Fortunately, sometime later I re-read everything and gave some thought
and study to it. Two years ago, the corporation I worked for the past
twelve years downsized and my position was eliminated. After
unproductive job interviews, I decided to open my own business. Over
the past year, I incurred many unforeseen financial problems. I owed my
family, friends and creditors over $35,000. The economy was taking a
toll on my business and I just couldn't seem to make ends meet. I had
to refinance and borrow against my home to support my family and
struggling business.
AT THAT MOMENT something significant happened in my life. I am writing
to share the experience in hopes that this could change your life
FOREVER FINANCIALLY$$$!!!
In mid December, I received this program in my e-mail. Six months prior
to receiving this program I had been sending away for information on
various business opportunities. All of the programs I received, in my
opinion, were not cost effective. They were either too difficult for me
to comprehend, or the initial investment was too much for me to risk to
see if they would work.
But as I was saying, in December of 1997 I received this program. I
didn't send for it, or ask for it, they just got my name off a mailing
list. THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT!!! After reading it several times, to
make sure I was reading it correctly, I couldn't believe my eyes! Here
was a MONEY MAKING MACHINE I could start immediately without any debt.
Like most of you I was still a little skeptical and a little worried
about the legal aspects of it all. So I checked it out with the U.S.
Post Office (1-800-725-____ 24-hrs) and they confirmed that it is
indeed legal! After determining that the program was LEGAL I decided
"WHY NOT"?!?!
Initially I sent out 10,000 e-mails. It cost me about $15 for my time
on-line. The great thing about e-mail is that I don't need any for
printing to send out the program, and because I also send the product
(reports) by e-mail, my only expense is my time.
In less than one week, I was starting to receive orders for REPORT #1.
By January 13, I had received 26 orders for REPORT #1. Your goal is to
"RECEIVE at least 20 ORDERS FOR REPORT #1 WITHIN 2 WEEKS. IF YOU DON'T,
SEND OUT MORE PROGRAMS UNTIL YOU DO.
My first step in making $50,000 in 90 days was done. By January 30, I
had received 196 orders for REPORT #2. Your goal is to "RECEIVE AT
LEAST 100+ ORDERS FOR REPORT #2 WITHIN 2 WEEKS. IF NOT, SEND OUT MORE
PROGRAMS UNTIL YOU DO. ONCE YOU HAVE 100 ORDERS, THE REST IS EASY,
RELAX, YOU WILL MAKE YOUR $50,000 GOAL."
Well, I had 196 orders for REPORT #2. 96 more than I needed. So I sat
back and relaxed. By March 1, of my e-mailing of 10,000, I received
$58,000 with more coming in every day. I paid off ALL my debts and
bought a much-needed new car!
Please take your time to read this plan, IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE
FOREVER$!!! Remember, it won't work if you don't try it. This program
does work, but you must follow it EXACTLY, especially the rules of not
trying to place your name in a different place. It won't work and
you'll lose out on a lot of money! In order for this program to work,
you must meet your goal of 20+ orders for REPORT #1, and 100+ orders
for REPORT #2 and you will make $50,000 or more in 90 days.
I AM LIVING PROOF THAT IT WORKS!!! If you choose not to participate in
this program, I am sorry. It really is a great opportunity with little
cost or risk to you. If you choose to participate, follow the program
and you will be on your way to financial security. If you are a fellow
business owner and are in financial trouble like I was, or you want to
start your own business, consider this a sign. I DID! $$
Sincerely,
Johnathon Rourke
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A PERSONAL NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM:
By the time you have read the enclosed program and reports, you should
have concluded that an amateur could not have created such a program,
and one that is legal. Let me tell you a little about myself. I had a
profitable business for 10 years. Then in 1979 my business began
falling off. I was doing the same things that were previously
successful for me, but it wasn't working. Finally, I figured it out. It
wasn't me, it was the economy. Inflation and recession had replaced the
stable economy that had been with us since 1945. I don't have to tell
you what happened to the unemployment rate... because many of you know
from first hand experience.
There were more failures and bankruptcies than ever before. The middle
class was vanishing. Those who knew what they were doing invested
wisely and moved up. Those who did not, including those who never had
anything to save or invest, were moving down into the ranks of the
poor. As the saying goes, "THE RICH GET RICHER AND THE POOR GET
POORER." The traditional methods of making money will never allow you
to "move up" or "get rich", inflation will see to that. You have just
received information that can give you financial freedom for the rest
of your life, with "NO RISK" and "JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT." You can
make more money in the next few months than you have ever imagined. I
should also point out that I will not see a penny of this money, nor
anyone else who has provided a testimonial for this program. I have
retired from the program after sending thousands and thousands of
programs.
Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do not change it in any way.
It works exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to e-mail a copy of
this exciting report to everyone you can think of. One of the people
you send this to may send out 50,000... and your name will be on every
one of them! Remember though, the more you send out, the more potential
customers you will reach. So my friend, I have given you the ideas,
information, materials and opportunity to become financially
independent.
NOW IT IS UP TO YOU TO DO IT!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Before you delete this program from your in-box, as I almost did, take
a little time to read it and REALLY THINK ABOUT IT. Get a pencil and
figure out what could happen when YOU participate. Figure out the worst
possible response and no matter how you calculate it, you will still
make a lot of money! You will definitely get back what you invested.
Any doubts you have will vanish when your first orders come in.
$$$ IT WORKS!!! $$$
Jody Jacobs Richmond, VA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HERE'S HOW THIS AMAZING PROGRAM WILL MAKE YOU THOUSANDS OF
DOLLAR$$$$!!!!
This method of raising capital REALLY WORKS 100% EVERY TIME. I am sure
that you could use up to $50,000 or more in the next 90 days. Before
you say, "BULL... " please read this program carefully. This is not a
chain letter, but a perfectly legal money making business.
As with all multi-level businesses, we build our business by recruiting
new partners and selling our products. Every state in the USA allows
you to recruit new multi-level business partners, and we sell and
deliver a product for EVERY dollar received. YOUR ORDERS COME BY MAIL
AND ARE FILLED BY E-MAIL, so you are not involved in personal selling.
You do it privately in your own home, store or office. This is the
EASIEST marketing plan anywhere! It is simply order filling by email!
*******************************************************************
The product is informational and instructional material containing the
secrets on how to open the doors to the magic world of E-COMMERCE , the
information highway, the wave of the future!
PLAN SUMMARY:
(1) You order the 4 reports listed below ($5 each) which come to you by
email.
(2) Save a copy of this entire letter and put your name after Report #1
and move the other names down.
(3) Access Yahoo.com or any of the other major search engines to locate
hundreds of bulk email service companies (search for "bulk email") and
have them send 25,000 - 50,000 emails for you (about $49+)
(4) Orders will come to you by postal mail - simply email them the
report they ordered.
Let me ask you - isn't this about as easy as it gets?
*******************************************************************
By the way there are over 50 MILLION email addresses with millions more
joining the internet each year so don't worry about "running out" or
"saturation". People are used to seeing and hearing the same
advertisements every day on radio/TV. How many times have you received
the same pizza flyers on your door? Then one day you are hungry for
pizza and you order one. Same thing with this letter. I received this
letter many times - then one day I decided it was time to try it.
*******************************************************************
YOU CAN START TODAY - JUST DO THESE EASY STEPS:
STEP #1: ORDER THE FOUR REPORTS
Order the four reports shown on the list below (you can't sell them if
you don't order them). -- For each report, send $5.00 CASH, the NAME &
NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS, and YOUR
NAME & RETURN ADDRESS (in case of a problem) to the person whose name
appears on the list next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS
IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE IN CASE OF ANY MAIL PROBLEMS!
Within a few days you will receive, by e-mail, each of the four
reports. Save them on your computer so you can send them to the 1,000's
of people who will order them from you.
STEP #2: ADD YOUR MAILING ADDRESS TO THIS LETTER
a. Look below for the listing of the four reports.
b. After you've ordered the four reports, delete the name and address
under REPORT #4. This person has made it through the cycle.
c. Move the name and address under REPORT #3 down to REPORT #4.
d. Move the name and address under REPORT #2 down to REPORT #3.
e. Move the name and address under REPORT #1 down to REPORT #2.
f. Insert your name/address in the REPORT #1 position.
Please make sure you COPY ALL INFORMATION, every name and address,
ACCURATELY!
STEP #3: Take this entire letter, including the modified list of names,
and save it to your computer. Make NO changes to these instructions.
Now you are ready to use this entire email to send by email to
prospects.
Report #1 will tell you how to download bulk email software and email
addresses so you can send it out to thousands of people while you
sleep! Remember that 50,000+ new people are joining the Internet every
month. Your cost to participate in this is practically nothing (surely
you can afford $20 and initial bulk mailing cost). You obviously
already have a computer and an Internet connection and e-mail is FREE!
There are two primary methods of building your down-line:
METHOD #1: SENDING BULK E-MAIL Let's say that you decide to start
small, just to see how it goes, and we'll assume you and all those
involved email out only 2,000 programs each. Let's also assume that the
mailing receives a 0.5% response. The response could be much better.
Also, many people will email out hundreds of thousands of programs
instead of 2,000 (Why stop at 2000?). But continuing with this example,
you send out only 2,000 programs. With a 0.5% response, that is only 10
orders for REPORT #1. Those 10 people respond by sending out 2,000
programs each for a total of 20,000. Out of those 0.5%, 100 people
respond and order REPORT #2. Those 100 mail out 2,000 programs each for
a total of 200,000. The 0.5% response to that is 1,000 orders for
REPORT #3. Those 1,000 send out 2,000 programs each for a 2,000,000
total. The 0.5% response to that is 10,000 orders for REPORT #4. That's
10,000 $5 bills for you. CASH!!!
Your total income in this example is $50 + $500 + $5,000 + $50,000 for
a total of $55,550!!!
REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING 1,990 OUT OF THE 2,000 PEOPLE YOU
MAIL TO WILL DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AND TRASH THIS PROGRAM! DARE TO
THINK FOR A MOMENT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF EVERYONE, OR HALF SENT OUT
100,000 PROGRAMS INSTEAD OF 2,000. Believe me, many people will do just
that, and more!
METHOD #2 - PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
Advertising on the Internet is very, very inexpensive, and there are
HUNDREDS of FREE places to advertise. Let's say you decide to start
small just to see how well it works. Assume your goal is to get ONLY 10
people to participate on your first level. (Placing a lot of FREE ads
on the Internet will EASILY get a larger response.) Also assume that
everyone else in YOUR ORGANIZATION gets ONLY 10 down-line members. Look
how this small number accumulates to achieve the STAGGERING results
below:
1st level--your first 10 send you $5................................$50
2nd level--10 members from those 10 ($5 x 100).............$500
3rd level--10 members from those 100 ($5 x 1,000)........$5,000
4th level--10 members from those 1,000 ($5 x 10,000)..$50,000
$$$$$$ THIS TOTALS ----------$55,550 $$$$$$
AMAZING ISN'T IT? Remember friends, this assumes that the people who
participate only recruit 10 people each. Think for a moment what would
happen if they got 20 people to participate! Most people get 100's of
participants and many will continue to work this program, sending out
programs WITH YOUR NAME ON THEM for years! THINK ABOUT IT!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
People are going to get emails about this plan from you or somebody
else and many will work this plan - the question is - Don't you want
your name to be on the emails they will send out?
* * * DON'T MISS OUT!!! * * * JUST TRY IT ONCE!!! * * *
* * SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!! *** YOU'LL BE AMAZED!!!* *
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON ALL ORDERS!
This will guarantee that the e-mail THEY send out with YOUR name and
address on it will be prompt because they can't advertise until they
receive the report!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GET STARTED TODAY: PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THE FOUR REPORTS NOW.
Notes: -- ALWAYS SEND $5 CASH (U.S. CURRENCY) FOR EACH REPORT. CHECKS
NOT ACCEPTED. Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in two
sheets of paper. On one of those sheets of paper write: (a) the number
& name of the report you are ordering, (b) your e-mail address, and (c)
your name & postal address.
REPORT #1 "The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on the Internet"
ORDER REPORT #1 FROM:
William _. ________
7355 ______ Street
Vancouver, B.C.
V_P 3R_
REPORT #2 "The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk E-mail on the Internet"
ORDER REPORT #2 FROM:
______ Shaw
PO BOX ____
____ Springs, CA _____-4080
REPORT #3 "The Secrets to Multilevel Marketing on the Internet"
ORDER REPORT #3 FROM:
RYAN ______
P.O. BOX ______
NORTH SALT LAKE, UT _____-0421
REPORT #4 "How to become a Millionaire utilizing the Power of
Multilevel Marketing and the Internet"
ORDER REPORT #4 FROM:
RUSSELL _____
5409 ________ AVE #3
ENCINO, CA _____
******* TIPS FOR SUCCESS *******
TREAT THIS AS YOUR BUSINESS! Be prompt, professional, and follow the
directions accurately. -- Send for the four reports IMMEDIATELY so you
will have them when the orders start coming in because: When you
receive a $5 order, you MUST send out the requested product/report. It
is required for this to be a legal business and they need the reports
to send out their letters (with your name on them!) -- ALWAYS PROVIDE
SAME-DAY SERVICE ON THE ORDERS YOU RECEIVE. -- Be patient and
persistent with this program - If you follow the instructions exactly -
results WILL follow. $$$$
******* YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES *******
Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success: If you don't receive
20 orders for REPORT #1 within two weeks, continue advertising or
sending e-mails until you do. Then, a couple of weeks later you should
receive at least 100 orders for REPORT#2. If you don't, continue
advertising or sending e-mails until you do. Once you have received 100
or more orders for REPORT #2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is
already working for you, and the cash will continue to roll in! THIS
IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name is moved down on the
list, you are placed in front of a DIFFERENT report. You can KEEP TRACK
of your PROGRESS by watching which report people are ordering from you.
To generate more income, simply send another batch of e-mails or
continue placing ads and start the whole process again! There is no
limit to the income you will generate from this business!
Before you make your decision as to whether or not you participate in
this program. Please answer one question.
ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR PRESENT INCOME OR JOB?
If the answer is no, then please look at the following facts about this
super simple MLM program:
1. NO face to face selling, NO meetings, NO inventory! NO Telephone
calls, NO big cost to start! Nothing to learn, NO skills needed!
(Surely you know how to send e-mail?)
2. No equipment to buy - you already have a computer and Internet
connection - so you have everything you need to fill orders!
3. You are selling a product that does NOT COST ANYTHING TO PRODUCE OR
SHIP! (E-mailing copies of the reports is FREE!)
4. All of your customers pay you in CA$H!
This program will change your LIFE FOREVER!! Look at the potential for
you to be able to quit your job and live a life of luxury you could
only dream about! Imagine getting out of debt and buying the car and
home of your dreams and being able to work a super-high paying
leisurely easy business from home!
$$$ FINALLY MAKE SOME DREAMS COME TRUE! $$$
ACT NOW! Take your first step toward achieving financial independence.
Order the reports and follow the program outlined above-- SUCCESS will
be your reward. Thank you for your time and consideration.
PLEASE NOTE: If you need help with starting a business, registering a
business name, learning how income tax is handled, etc., contact your
local office of the Small Business Administration (a Federal Agency) 1-
800-827-____ for free help and answers to questions. Also, the Internal
Revenue Service offers free help via telephone and free seminars about
business tax requirements. Your earnings are highly dependent on your
activities and advertising. The information contained on this site and
in the report constitutes no guarantees neither stated nor implied. In
the event that it is determined that this site or report constitutes a
guarantee of any kind, that guarantee is now void. The earnings amounts
listed on this site and in the report are estimates only. If you have
any questions of the legality of this program, contact the Office of
Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade Commission,
Bureau of Consumer Protection in Washington, DC.
================================================
Under Bill s.1618 TITLE III passed by the 105th US Congress this letter
cannot be considered spam as long as the sender includes contact
information and a method of removal. This is one time e-mail
transmission. No request for removal is necessary.
(Actually this Bill did NOT pass. But I will follow the spirit on it's
intent.
and as it says's, 'this is a one-time' mailing. Request for removal is not
needed.)

If you are concerned that you might be on a list, you may send a blank email
to ______@wanders.addr.com

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From: _________@excite.com
Subject: A Great Opportunity

As simple as this sounds, it works.  And there is HUGE
money in it!  So far, I've made $835 in two weeks and
it's not slowing down.  If you are serious about
making some extra money real fast legally and
ethically, this is something you definitely want to
read!

This e-mail contains the ENTIRE PLAN of how YOU can
make up to $50,000 or more in the next 90 days simply
sending e-mail!  Seem impossible? Just read on and see
how real this is..

It's YOUR turn!!!

Due to the popularity of this letter on the Internet,
a major nightly news program recently devoted an
entire show to the investigation of the program
described below to see if it really can make people
money.

The show also investigated whether or not the program
was legal. Their findings proved that there are
absolutely no laws prohibiting the participation in
the program. This has helped to show people that this
is a simple, harmless and fun way to make some extra
money at home.

The results have been truly remarkable. So many people
are participating that those involved are doing much
better than ever before. Since everyone makes more and
more people try it out, it's been very exciting. You
will understand once you try it yourself!

******THE ENTIRE PLAN IS HERE BELOW******

***Print This Now For Future Reference***

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

If you would like to make up to $50,000 in less than
90 days,

please read this program.THEN READ IT AGAIN!!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

THIS IS A LEGITIMATE, LEGAL, MONEY MAKING
OPPORTUNITY!!

It does NOT require you to come into contact with
people or make or take any telephone calls. Just
follow the instructions, and you will make money. This
simplified e-mail marketing program works perfectly
100% EVERY TIME!

E-mail is the sales tool of the future. Take advantage
of this virtually free method of advertising NOW!!!
The longer you wait, the more people will be doing
business using e-mail. Get your piece of this
action!!!

Hello ­ My name is Jonathan Rourke; I'm from Rhode
Island.

In mid December, I received this program in my e-mail.
Six months prior to receiving this program I had been
sending away for information on various business
opportunities. All of the programs I received, in my
opinion, were not cost effective. They were either too
difficult for me to comprehend or the initial
investment was too much for me to risk to see if they
would work.

THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT!!! After reading it several
times, to make sure I was reading it correctly. I
couldn't believe my eyes! Here was a MONEY MAKING
MACHINE I could start immediately without any debt.

Like most of you I was still a little skeptical and
little worried about the legal aspects of it all. So I
checked it out with the U.S. Post Office
(1-800-725-____ 24-hrs) and they confirmed that it is
indeed legal! After determining the program was LEGAL
I decided "WHY NOT!!!

Initially I sent out 10,000 e-mails, so my only
expense is my time.

In less than one week, I was starting to receive
orders for REPORT #1. By January 13, I had received 26
orders for REPORT #1. Your goal is to "RECEIVE at
least 20 ORDERS FOR REPORT #1 WITHIN 2 WEEKS. IF YOU
DON'T, SEND OUT MORE PROGRAMS UNTIL YOU DO.

My first step in making $50,000 in 90 days was done.
By January 30, I had received 196 orders for REPORT
#2. Your goal is to "RECEIVE AT LEAST 100+ ORDERS FOR
REPORT #2 WITHIN 2 WEEKS. IF NOT, SEND OUT MORE
PROGRAMS UNTIL YOU DO. ONCE YOU HAVE 100 ORDERS, THE
REST IS EASY, RELAX, YOU WILL MAKE YOUR $50,000 GOAL."

Well, I had 196 orders for REPORT #2. 96 more than I
needed. So I sat back and relaxed. By March 1, of my
e-mailing of 10,000, received $58,000 with more coming
in every day. I paid off ALL my debts and bought a
much needed new car!

Please take your time to read this plan, IT WILL
CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER!!!

Remember, it won't work if you don't try it. This
program does work, but you must follow it EXACTLY!
Especially the rules of not trying to place your name
in a different place. It won't work and you'll lose
out on a lot of money! In order for this program to
work, you must meet your goal of 20+ orders for
REPORT#1, and 100+orders for REPORT#2 and you will
make $50,000 or more in 90 days.

I AM LIVING PROOF THAT IT WORKS!!! If you choose not
to participate in this program, I am sorry. It really
is a great opportunity with little cost or risk to
you. If you choose to participate, follow the program
and you will be on your way to financial security. If
you are a fellow business owner and are in financial
trouble like I was, or your want to start your own
business, consider this a sigh. I DID!!!

Sincerely,
Jonathan Rourke

A PERSONAL NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM:

By the time you have read the enclosed program and
reports, you should have concluded that such a
program, and one that is legal, could not have been
created by an amateur. Let me tell you a little about
myself, I had a profitable business for 10 years. Then
in 1979 my business began falling off. I was doing the
same things that were previously successful for me,
but it wasn't working. Finally, I figured it out. It
wasn't me, it was the economy. Inflation and recession
had replaced the stable economy that had been with us
since 1945.

I don't have to tell you what happened to the
unemployment rate because many of you know from first
hand experience. There were more failures and
bankruptcies than ever before. The middle class was
vanishing. Those who know what they were doing
invested wisely and moved up. Those who did not,
including those who never had anything to save or
invest, were moving down into the ranks of the poor.

As the saying goes, "THE RICH GET RICHER AND THE POOR
GET POORER. The traditional methods of making money
will never allow you to "move up" or "get rich",
inflation will see to that.

You have just received information that can give you
financial freedom for the rest of you life, with "NO
RISK" and "JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT." You can make
more money in the next few months than you have ever
imagined. I should also point out that I will not see
a penny of this money, nor anyone else who has
provided a testimonial for this program.

I have retired from the program after sending
thousands and thousands of programs. Follow the
program EXACTLY ASINSTRUCTED. Do not change it in any
way. It works exceedingly well as it is now.

Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report to
everyone you can think of. One of the people you send
this to may send out 50,000. and your name will be on
every one of them!

Remember though, the more you send out, the more
potential customers you will reach. So my friend, I
have given you the ideas, information, materials and
opportunity to become financially independent.

$$$IT WORKS!!!$$$

 HERE'S HOW THIS AMAZING PROGRAM WILL MAKE
YOU THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS$$$$!!!!

This method of raising capital REALLY WORKS 100% EVERY
TIME.  As with all multi-level business, we build our
business by recruiting new partners and selling our
products. Every state in the USA allows you to recruit
new multi-level business partners, and we sell and
deliver a product for EVERY dollar received.

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Dear ladies and gentlemen, dear company,

I write you this e-mail, because a film writes down studio or somebody I
other that my project into a script, moves to the subsequent concept of me.


The principal item consists of it, it is that it is possible everyone in
future to remove his/its tattoos without big expenses themselves. More
exactly
said means everyone, that is involved by it, to have a bad tattoo, that this
human being can remove his/its tattoos themselves scar-freely, without any
which detours to the doctor or laser-studios must go.
Since I am same Taetowierer and am active 30 years in my occupation, I have
collected experiences, practical and, actually to remove about tattoos. I
have removed myself three big tattoos, with the measurements twenty times
ten centimeters. It can have seen my distance itself, because I have no
single
scars, as they are known from the Rauschneiden Zusammennähen together or
sanding.
It is me as well as known that the laser is the best distance nowadays,
but also costs you accordingly. The opinions over it has deceased, because
I have also distances seen be become do them/her/it with a laser, but not
scar-freely has healed.
My type to remove tattoos insists on a practical basis of approximately
10 to 15 different methods, as tattoos themselves remove one, that can be
heal altogether scar-free and good.
Since the demand is very big after distance of tattoos and all over the
world that, I have planned me I, that a little to come towards.
That is, that everyone wants to remove his/its Tattoos in future, it itself
can do with little money. I mean by it that, it costs only one cinema-visit.


I will try, you dear reader of these lines, in this e-mail a few photos
with, to send. The original-skin-pieces on these photos, is in my property.


The script-text, that lies with my lawyer, contains all most important
information
of a scar-free distance. This film shall the development of my
Taetowiererlebens
up to the present-day day furthermore, played from good actors, expresses.
My intent consists of it furthermore that the problems are informed their
customer, whom a tattoo wants to have itself done, better, on what they
should
keep an eye. But also so many tricks that is executed money about faster
earns, from Taetowierern that I my life has met, tells. It is not done with
it, itself, to look at a few pictures, but an absolute concrete advice must
take place. With also the distance of tattoos, the customers do themselves
heavily. Since I have served very many customers in my thirty years, the
psychological side of the customers is me, that to decide itself on a tattoo
very important.
Also the history, by alleged Biotattoos is uncovered by me.
These whole facts that I has experienced, in the 30 years my
Work as Taetowierer, can be changed in a feature film as mystery, either
as Actionfilm, that should contain, the hunt after a Geheimniss, or the one
love-contact to a Tattoo, that is exchangeable, for a new other
Tattoobeziehung,
one says admitteldly, a Tattoo holds a life long, now no longer.

One that not from having a tattoo is involved them/her/it he/it away again
would like to do, it should heavy-fall him/it to believe that it works with
my possibilities.

I can you assures that of everything something itself has written down,
in my now already written mini-script, the truth corresponds to.

Should, after reading through in turn an interest, either to write me the
script for my film, exists, and it then a film studio, a producer or
director,
to can submit. I would be happy I, if they reported to me.
I can already assure you now, that this becomes a full success, that amounts
to the billions, he/it must only almost appear at the same time in all
cinemas,
because if this Geheimniss of the Tattoowelt announces I, should not also
be it for nothing.

A deficiency had my whole project, I have need money and time in order to
can realize this project I desperately honest help so much.


The original-text, or there are also the entire ideas only with anstaedigem

and clean contract-conclusion through our lawyers. You/they are the first
Firma/Drehbuchautor/Regisseure, that I send these to e-mail,
I should hear nothing more from them per e-mail or per telephone, becomes

I more e-mail at other film-studios etc sends.
And I know I finds somebody. I can unfortunately besides my Geheimniss

no money invests, but I know that a good film should do
becomes and that is prerequisite, the people will storm the cinemas,
because there has never been that. She/it should be therefore willing, that
beforehand
, To carry investments, that must be not at all so expensive besides, has

You/they with this my letter a big business in the hand. This
Film will bring in more money, so I think after my 30jaehrigen experience
anyway, as a film has ever made it. I leave the type of the film you, it
must be only meaningful. It is important for me, that everything clean and
runs correctly between us, must the identical passable act therefore, once
in German and once in English is grasped.
I had to this complete e-mail unfortunately, with a Ueberstzungsprogramm
in English translating leaves. I hope it, too many grammar-mistakes are not
in it.
My contact-address is: mailto:______@addcom.de --- I expects your answer
within 2-3  Days per Email. I should be with you at the wrong address, then
please I you about apology. She/it should somebody others however, they know
in question comes
or interest has, they please pass on this to him/it e-mail, you prepare
me an e-mail to the confirmation, if they have referred it.

Epilogue to the thought-conversion
Not only for you and me

It has worked you through the head already once, or never has you
at it thought that it another type of people, these people mueßen,
a fight in the life, that is so heavy, passes that many of this type
at it shatters - and through it also partially it has died, because they
come from the accursed circle no longer so easily out. It is people,
that no work has received, no apartment and through it to the social-case

became and only becomes still because you have done a mistake, that they
can no longer gutmachen, in the life once. Why no one cares about
these people, I know the society or said the makers better wants
only coals do, no matter whoever on the route remains, because the life
continues
and there will always be new.
For this mistake, these people become through prejudices of the others,

the so-called better society avoided. I already have people
this type it sees cry, because they knew no more way out. I have helped
already many in the meantime.
I speak people of the type that has tattooed itself and that
Shit no longer away-receives. Have not we done all a mistake once?
It must his/its for it is punished, only because once one so stupid and

it tattooed itself, because one had no money to go into a studio
or still too young was? This mistake, to regret a life long, is not
fair. I now have the possibility all these people to help, needs therefore

You/they no longer, to go to the expensive laser, because whoever has money
already so much!

A cinema-visit reaches it!

Sincerely Tattoo Mike


Sehr geehrte Damen und Herren, sehr geehrte Firma,

Ich schreibe Ihnen dieses E-Mail, weil ich ein Film Studio oder jemanden
anderes der mein Projekt in ein Drehbuch niederschreibt, zu der nachfolgende
Idee von mir umsetzt.

Das Kernstueck besteht darin ist, daß es in Zukunft jedermann moeglich ist,
seine Taetowierungen ohne grosse Kosten selber zu entfernen. Genauer gesagt
bedeutet es jeder, der davon betroffen ist eine schlechte Taetowierung zu
haben, das dieser Mensch seine Taetowierungen selber narbenfrei entfernen
kann, ohne irgend welche Umwege zum Arzt oder Laserstudios gehen muss.
Da ich selber Taetowierer bin und in meinem Beruf 30 Jahre taetig bin, habe
ich Erfahrungen gesammelt, praktische und tatsaechlich um Taetowierungen
zu entfernen. Ich habe mir selber drei große Taetowierungen, mit den Maßen
zwanzig mal zehn Zentimeter, entfernt. Meiner Entfernung kann sich sehen
lassen, denn ich habe keinen einzigen Narben, wie sie vom Rauschneiden
Zusammennaehen
oder Abschleifen bekannt sind.
Es ist mir sowohl bekannt, das der Laser die beste Entfernung heutzutage
ist, aber Sie kostet auch dementsprechend. Die Meinungen darueber sind
verschieden,
denn ich habe auch Entfernungen gesehen die mit einem Laser gemacht worden
sind, aber nicht narbenfrei verheilt sind.
Meine Art Taetowierungen zu entfernen, besteht auf einer praktischen Basis
von ca. 10 bis 15 verschiedenen Methoden, wie man Taetowierungen selber
entfernen,
kann die allesamt narbenfrei und gute verheilt sind.
Da die Nachfrage nach Entfernung von Taetowierungen sehr groß ist und das
in aller Welt, ich habe ich mir vorgenommen, dem ein bisschen
entgegenzukommen.

Das heißt, daß jeder in Zukunft seine Tattoos entfernen will, es selber
machen kann mit wenig Geld. Ich meine damit dass, es kostet nur ein
Kinobesuch.


Ich werde versuchen, Ihnen lieber Leser dieser Zeilen, in diesem E-Mail
ein paar Fotos mit zu schicken. Die Originalhautstuecke auf diesen Fotos,
befinden sich in meinem Besitz.

Der Drehbuchtext, der bei meinem Anwalt liegt, enthaelt alle wichtigsten
Informationen einer narbenfreien Entfernung. Dieser Film soll außerdem den
Werdegang meines Taetowiererlebens bis zu dem heutigen Tag, gespielt von
guten Schauspielern, ausdruecken. Meine Absicht besteht außerdem darin, daß
die Probleme deren Kunden, die sich eine Taetowierung machen lassen wollen,
besser informiert werden, worauf sie achten sollten. Aber auch so viele
Tricks
die ausgefuehrt werden um schneller Geld verdienen, von Taetowierern die
ich meinem Leben getroffen habe, erzaehlen. Es ist nicht damit getan, sich
ein paar Bilder anzuschauen, sondern es muss eine absolute konkrete Beratung
stattfinden. Auch mit der Entfernung von Taetowierungen, tun sich die Kunden
schwer. Da ich in meinen dreißig Jahren sehr viele Kunden bedient habe, ist
mir die psychologische Seite der Kunden, die sich zu einer Taetowierung sich
zu entscheiden sehr wichtig.
Auch die Geschichte, von angeblichen Biotattoos wird von mir aufgedeckt.

Diese ganzen Tatsachen die ich erlebt habe, in den 30 Jahren meiner
Arbeit als Taetowierer, kann in einem Spielfilm als Krimi umgewandelt
werden,
entweder als Actionfilm, der enthalten soll, die Jagd nach einem Geheimniss,
oder der eine Liebesbeziehung zu einem Tattoo, die austauschbar ist fuer
eine neue andere Tattoobeziehung, man sagt zwar, ein Tattoo haelt ein Leben
lang, nun nicht mehr.

Eine der nicht davon betroffen ist, eine Taetowierung zu haben die er wieder
weg machen moechte, dem duerfte es schwerfallen zu glauben, daß es mit
meinen
Moeglichkeiten geht.

Ich kann Ihnen versichern das alles was sich aufgeschrieben habe, in meinem
Jetzt schon geschriebenen Minidrehbuch, der Wahrheit entspricht.

Sollte, nach Durchlesen ihrerseits ein Interesse bestehen, entweder mir
das Drehbuch fuer meinen Film zu schreiben, und es dann einen Film Studio,
einem Produzenten oder Regisseur vorlegen zu koennen. Ich wuerde ich mich
freuen, wenn sie sich bei mir melden wuerden.
Ich kann Ihnen jetzt schon versichern, daß diese ein voller Erfolg wird,
der in die Milliarden geht, er muss nur fast zur gleichen Zeit in allen
Kinos
erscheinen, weil wenn ich dieses Geheimniss der Tattoowelt preisgebe, soll
es auch nicht umsonst sein.

Ein Manko hatte mein ganzes Projekt, ich habe nicht soviel Geld und Zeit,
um dieses Projekt realisieren zu koennen, ich brauche dringend ehrliche
Hilfe.


Den Originaltext, oder auch die gesamten Ideen gibt es nur bei anstaedigem

und sauberen Vertragsabschluß durch unsere Anwaelte. Sie sind die erste
Firma/Drehbuchautor/Regisseure, der ich diese E-Mail schicke,
sollte ich von ihnen per E-Mail oder per Telefon nichts mehr hoeren, werde

ich weitere E-Mail an anderen Filmstudios etc. schicken.
Und ich weiss ich finde jemanden. Außer meinem Geheimniss kann ich leider

kein Geld investieren, aber ich weiß, dass sollte ein guter Film gemacht

werden und das ist Voraussetzung, werden die Menschen die Kinos stuermen,

weil das hat es noch nie gegeben. Sollte sie also gewillt seien, die vorab

Investitionen zu tragen, die im uebrigen gar nicht so teuer sein muss, haben

Sie mit diesem meinem Schreiben ein großes Geschaeft in der Hand. Dieser

Film wird mehr Geld einbringen, so denke ich jedenfalls nach meiner
30jaehrigen
Erfahrung, als es jemals ein Film geschafft hat. Die Art des Films
ueberlasse
Ich Ihnen, es muss nur aussagekraeftig sein. Fuer mich ist es wichtig, das
alles sauber und korrekt zwischen uns ablaeuft, daher muessen die
gleichlautende
gueltigen Vertraege, einmal in Deutsch und einmal in Englisch erfasst
werden.

Dieses komplette E-Mail musste ich leider, mit einem Ueberstzungsprogramm
in englisch Uebersetzen lassen. Ich hoffe es sind nicht zu viele
Grammatikfehler
darin.
Meine Kontaktadresse lautet: mailto:______@addcom.de --- ich erwarte Ihre
Antwort innerhalb  2-3 Tagen, sollte ich bei Ihnen an der falschen Adresse
sein, dann bitte ich Sie um Entschuldigung. Sollte sie aber jemand anderen
kennen der in Frage kommt
oder Interesse hat, reichen sie ihm bitte dieses E-Mail weiter schicken
Sie mir ein E-Mail zur Bestaetigung an, wenn sie es weitergeleitet haben.


Nachwort zur Gedankenumwandlung
Nicht nur fuer Sie und mich

Ist es Ihnen schon mal durch den Kopf gegangen, oder haben Sie noch nie

daran gedacht, dass es eine weitere Art von Menschen, diese Menschen mueßen

einen Kampf im Leben bestehen, der so schwer ist, daß viele von dieser Art

daran zerbrechen - und dadurch auch teilweise gestorben sind, weil sie aus
dem verfluchten Kreis nicht mehr so leicht heraus kommen. Es sind Menschen,

die keine Arbeit bekommen haben, keine Wohnung und dadurch zum Sozialfall

wurden und immer noch werden nur weil Sie einmal im Leben einen Fehler
gemacht
haben, den sie nicht mehr gutmachen koennen. Warum kuemmert sich keiner um

diese Menschen, ich weiß die Gesellschaft oder besser gesagt die Macher
wollen
nur Kohle machen, egal wer auf der Strecke bleibt, denn das Leben geht
weiter

und es wird immer neue geben.
Fuer diesen Fehler werden diese Menschen durch Vorurteile von den anderen,

der sogenannten besseren Gesellschaft gemieden. Ich habe schon Menschen

dieser Art weinen sehen, weil sie keinen Ausweg mehr wussten. Ich habe
mittlerweile
schon vielen geholfen.
Ich rede von der Art Menschen, die sich selber taetowiert haben und die

Scheiße nicht mehr wegbekommen. Haben wir nicht alle mal einen Fehler
gemacht?

Muss es sein dafuer bestraft werden, nur weil man einmal so dumm war und

sich selber taetowierte, weil man kein Geld hatte in ein Studio zu gehen

oder noch zu jung war? Diesen Fehler ein Leben lang zu bereuen ist nicht

fair. Ich habe nun die Moeglichkeit all diesen Leuten zu helfen, daher
brauchen

Sie nicht mehr zum teuren Laser zu gehen, denn wer hat schon soviel Geld!


Es reicht ein Kinobesuch!

Mit freundlichen Grueßen Tattoo Mike
NOBODY


A shattered love of the passion
Or that something of it remaining remains.

I hardly have memories at my home town from the time, before changed my
parents to Oberhausen, since I was only five, as we left Bottrop. I remember
vague things that I at that time did. , I had friend which?  No notion. I
can remember at my school and at games with a wood-sword. And I remember
my first short trip with the car of my father, an old Volkswagen with him/it
I whole 10 meters has driven I was 8 or 9 years old first at that time.

With 14 years, I went from the school with nothing in the head, my mother
of sagte(sie always said something), gehs work. Madly great idea! But works
appeared me already to be a physical waste in the schooldays, because I had
it with the head already very early. Therefore, I went, any work like it
does. But I didn't stick with a job long, either I flew out or I went from
same.

The reason was always the same, I could not try myself on. The time of the
move came it, because father now works in a big factory. There, the son-man
must mitziehen, because with 15 years there became be rather possible one
not in demand just like it today. I always found at all the whole
education-circus
of earlier that to puking. Rules regulate here there. But it just be another
time with a little understanding and with the comparison of today that no
miracle. Now back then I doesn't write my film and lives another here.
In the meantime, we have moved into a small village, ah there should feel
me I better, also at the big company works, no buck however 2 years has
managed
I after all, I became negligently and flew for it out, if I think something
today for a shit over it.
Something had to now one seek me became riper older and actually also
something
intelligent. But I was always a late starter. Now after some failures of
jobs as well as a separation of my first youth-love with Petra brought me
on a quite others railway completely, I went to the inner-ship-trip and
remained
3-4 years there I approximately it knows no longer exactly than I of an
evening
was on trip, I sat in my small booth in the front and I don't know like me
either a quick idea came can make Tattoos itself for itself like one there.
I 17 was, therefore 30 years ago, I found out through coincidence, but only
through coincidence for me him/it I have have help me a friend of that with
something. I have in my life of everything with money must pay something
I wanted to have, small gestures something is that a shit-dirt. Therefore,
I have taught for me without knowledge of others tattooing me. No miracle
with this Kontaktarmut.
Therefore I put free and experienced in my life for the first time that
one could tattoo some signs and points into the skin with three tied up
needles
and some ink. Aches I almost perceived no one that the own will does
strongly.

Therefore I stung myself during my work, I was a smelter at that time
(boat-boy)
on the ship-trip, some skurrile signs into the skin and felt these as
considerable.
As I saw some time right tattoos later, I hid my shit for years, in that
I always put on some langaermliges, since one could not remove the Tattoos
without that scars remained behind.
It placed itself later man-from, that my Tattooses were exactly the same,
that prick itself prisoner in the clink. Since I was never in the clink,
I didn't also want rumlaufen so and is compared.
With the time, I acquired own Taetowiermaschienen. I bought the first me
in Hamburg on the Reeperbahn for DM 1500. - and some color and fully became
lousy with it. But I knew, I was born to tattooing, and bought her/it/them
me. Now, a gate stood frankly for me to can develop me artistically. I began
with making better tattoos for me, but it was still not yet that, which I
wanted. However there, it was now with the ueberstechen past. The arms
become
always darker with the time.
Since I me since the Begin of my life as Taetowierer - that was
approximately
30 years ago - always even tattoos and has tried out many colors, I made
myself (10 years later, unfortunately so long) thoughts, as I could also
remove this color from the skin again. So I bought books and learned to know
the nature of the skin. In all the years, I learned also about Christian
Warlich, who was active as Taetowierer in Hamburg.
This human being invented a Taetowierentfernungsmittel, that one had to
spread three times. Unfortunately, he/it took the Geheimniss of his/its
tincture
into the grave. Because it was a Geheimniss of however only being about to
that time, because the alleged super -Tinktur was a wart-distance-method.

Some time before ca.1980 already mixed me first tinctures I together and
tattooed me these into the tattoos of my arms about to ausprobiren, like
the skin on it responds.
It was innumerable attempts and tinctures (of course harmless) that I tried
out. The curiosity had packed me so strongly, that I had not gone out in
the year for months several times but observed my young pelt day out day
in.
One somewhat up trophy for a big piece of my life. With the renewed test,
I noticed, after the once-ette with a new more safely and from me really
mixed tincture (with big help of some pharmacists) that found it I like one
Tattoos out removes, then I tattooed my old small tattoos after.
The lunatic with it is, the total handling took place without scar-education
like these of the Rauschneiden or sanding etc known was.
The skin healed without scars like this previously depicted manner of
course.

Now I was convinced, I had invented a new Taetowierentfernungsfluid.
I named my new invention " Blue skinhead ", because the lines always look
with the old Tattooses blue on the skin because of the blood or the bad
color,
no notion.
On the day at had new courage I and was employed over one year with it my
old, over - and, to remove uebergestochenen Tattoos.
With this first realization, I earned myself as Taetowierer and removers
my money to the life so.
Not many however it has been enough to can finance about everything.
After I me some small Tattoos (a small cross on the breast, one on the left
wrist, a small stroke of that there was extremely called Sahade luck should
mean in Arabic, just as miscellaneous other small points, it was wonderful.

Now I still had want remove another couple of Tattooses them/her/it with
me I me however, but I first had no buck on the pains with the needle.
Therefore, I decided gets shut a new type of the distance out, bought me
literature and each quantity CDs again, the red list the pharmacists only
has, something of everything looked under Dermatika for the skin good it
is, since I stood there with my whole research 20 years long without each
help alone, I earned my living with an own Tattoo-Studio, I studied some
with it so, because I was tried interesting all something for me and my
distance
I myself with me from. With my thoughts over distances, I have not
past-lived
at the life of course, already has noticed something itself in the
technology
has done, therefore my second hobby is computer-knowledge (over applications
or builds from old or new individual parts also together) been.
With this appliance, after I had rebuilt it for my purposes, not serious,
I caught to remove at my big Tattoo-Stueckes, with it worked out better than
with the needles.
I have treated few persons with success with it, a Einverstaendniserklaerung
has had however virtually always signed me.
Because I could not control. I have put each customer to the heart, the
care-instruction follows, I have always heard yes so much like leaky me at
the Arsch.
Through this type of the distance we speaks from the second method once
(first tincture) wanted to know it I.
I pulled myself, under use of the appliance my own skin from, aye she/it
reads I right my skin withdrew me in order to know like deeply it goes a
Tattoo into the skin, since I have reckon that no doctor I with heavy scars
very precariously however only insofar, but no through my specifically
designed
care-instruction I received my skin you smoothly again thinks it much
courage
hears have turn these something into it I.
It is not only the courage special one it needs a strong will and a strong
self-assertion the best, since I had put myself a very big task.
With this knowledge something itself under the skin plays, I first finished
my practical distance-series and started after learning.
I did the distance with the appliance however, before I put in it at foreign
persons with,
Me.
I had my Tattoos distant and had, my genantes Blue skinhead tries to sell
to Tattoo-Studios. A studio and 20 bottles at private-people, that
everything
was. No expenses again only pure-gotten always buttered, I had no more buck
and was near to give up at it. I have tease them/her/it in Tv-Sendungen me,
the spectators have given after these bad contributions no belief at it.
Like stupidly from those.
But mostly the doctors nagged, in my mania and him/it belief at it knew
it I gives I somewhat better it manages someday, but the thought remained
closed only the desire the continues I lacked myself a small private life
had as well.
In this whole time of the distance, I have brought two marriages behind
me, has a 22 year old daughter.
The marriages have failed, not because of my action it was have think the
right women.
1994, I have bought myself a ring with Kennenlern-Jahresdatum, I met a woman
that the same thoughts and feelings this itself has feel like I. The
love-luck
has met me.
This Girl be 20Jahre like younger than I and your has told I also from my
idea of the distance, there she/it told me one day

" Why you don't actually continue with your invention "

Through these words passed my resignation and I started my last and best
attempt at the
13 Augusts 1999 in the meantime the 4te. , in order to remove Tattoos. I
worked with my tincture again for the moment

MY FILM BECOMES STAND VERATEN WENN

It is with it until today the best tincture that it, to remove about Tattoos
itself, gives. With right application
This tincture of everyone can, they apply his/its Tattoos moechte.Sies
remove
is dangerously strong completely safely however however. That I, still to
receive the tincture with a this time better method under the skin, in order
not to say, for the type of the distance the best and scar-outside distance
that I ever had seen.
What disturbed me was that runs away the time me to seemed because the
laser-distance
has come on the market in the meantime, but sees the laser-treatments there
her/its/their dangers had with the Verheilung also so
But she/it is the best distance for Tattoos by far, if there is by chance
not a Taetowierer her/it with the doctors another bill frankly
intellectually
purely has.
I had planned me to remove tattoos better and more cheaply, because I had
following thoughts in the head with it:
There must be a method, that it has verweilteich with tinctures of most
different type proven with these thoughts however, because each tincture
mixed by me had another Verheilungsfase and always a success. I tried out
even intensive tinctures as I it already previously did. One was the one
bulk. But stop approximately 4 - 6 mixtures all safely showed a success
small
however finely.
I almost stung myself from the 13.08.1999 every day something new into the
skin pains again and again, I had without end. I drove all people even me
crazy.
I borrowed an appliance from a company weeks long, name comes later, Mister
U procured me this Maschiene success on loan well a quite small. The method
is too lengthy.
I didn't get Dam for me a Xgeraet success very well however very much and
also lengthy in the Verheilung.
After the X, I came on a X that with X (which type later) works this method
works out very well, I have been well-noticed a very good remover with my
own study by this appliance. haha is scar-free partially lengthy with
success
then however.
Now it is however so, I am not been interested the single of that in
distances
for Tattoos, but I confess myself the single, and I have myself, I believe
umgehoehrt Internet well etc
I think I once is the eighth world-miracle.
And that only everything because of this human being, I want end does with
the Abzockerei with Tattoo distances. Why? because I receive that pukes if
I think over it.

Further in the text:
After I had worked with X, I possessed the thought with a new type of X
one other procedure, with success, again:
My concept consisted of it, it works with my experience uphill because put
down me this scheme I into the head I must hide easily writes because I the
only article Docc. Tattoo is. That the impossible possibly does .Meine last
attempt is like ever said the best, longest and last then has done, because
fully I through the whole years 20 years pain and loneliness, I have
recognized
that through my long-time experience another better method out it has
received,
as everyone can remove itself his/its Tattoos itself without must pass out
his/its hard-earned money for it. I have 15 different matters of harmless
tinctures and different KleinX out about, that receive all one together to
remove Tattoos scar-freely has.
The people can what for it, if some Taetowierers only because of the coal
build shit.
Different-rum is seen also the customers themselves responsible if they
don't inform themselves right.
But an after others. First, we make a scar-free affordable method accessible
for all people once. The thanks be again-drive that for all the humiliation
and Intolleranz that me on my way there.
The method that I as last and best looks at a secret hides, one will be
astonished, a last type the hundet percent is however..................
...Stop.
and many other possibilities that I has experienced, for each type of
Tattoo,
there is a 100tige plan, through this film, everyone should experience like
a Tattoo is removed in that it removes itself any same therefore
scar-freely,
I would like to film my whole experience, because I find it like
inexperienced
people itself in a circle cruelly moves where they come only out if they
has have much money everyone however.

It is 13.09.2000 today I is ready with my research.
I have a chain-supporter with the number 13.

confirmation-saying after I have lived my whole life is:

It would help what the human being
According to he/it the whole world geroenne
And however damage takes
At his/its soul.

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Epilogue

Has it worked you through the head already once, or have you never thought
of it?
There is another type of people, these people mueßen a fight in the life
exists,
that so heavy it is that many of this type shatter at it - and through it
also partial
has died because they come from the accursed circle no longer herau so
easily.
It is people, who have received no work, no apartment and turns through it
into the social-case and still only becomes, because you have done a
mistake,
that they can no longer gutmachen, in the life once. Why no one takes care
of these people, I know the society or said the makers better only coals
want to do, no matter whoever on the route remains, because the life
continues
and there will always be new.
For this mistake, these people become through prejudices of the others,
the so-called better society avoided. I have seen people of this type
already
crying, because they knew no more way out. I have helped already many in
the meantime.
I speak people, that have tattooed itself and away-receive the shit no
longer,
of the type. Have not we done all a mistake once? Does it must his/its for
it is punished, only because one was so stupid once and tattooed itself,
because one had no money to go into a studio or still too young was? This
mistake, to regret a life long, is not fair. I now have the possibility all
these people to help, therefore you need to go to the expensive laser no
longer, because whoever has money already so much!
A cinema-visit reaches it!

Going back to the topic:

Since I was possessed by my new idea once again, in the uebriegen, I was
employed up to the present-day day the 13 August 2000 24Stunden with the
distance of Tattoos quasi, I bought myself XX.
Through this type of the distance we speaks from the second method once
(first tincture) wanted to know it I.
I pulled myself, under use of the appliance my own skin from, aye she/it
reads I right my skin withdrew me in order to know like deeply it goes a
Tattoo into the skin, since I am no doctor, it have reckon that me with
heavy
scars very precariously however only insofar, but no through my specifically
designed care-instruction
I received my skin again smoothly
You/they think it, much courage hears have turn these something into it
I.
It is not only the courage special one it needs a strong will and a strong
self-assertion the best, since I had put myself a very big task.
With this knowledge something itself under the skin plays, I first finished
my practical distance-series and started after learning.
I did the distance with the appliance however, before I put in it at foreign
persons with,
Me.


Eine zerbrochene Liebe der Leidenschaft
Oder das was davon uebrig bleibt.

Ich habe kaum Erinnerungen an meine Heimatstadt aus der Zeit, bevor meine
Eltern nach Oberhausen umzog, da ich erst fuenf war, als wir Bottrop
verließen.
Ich erinnere mich vage an Dinge die ich damals tat. , Freunde hatte ich
welche?
 Keine Ahnung. Ich kann mich an meine Schule und an  Spiele mit einem
Holzschwert
erinnern. Und ich erinnere mich an meine erste kurze Fahrt mit dem Auto
meines
Vaters, ein alter Volkswagen mit dem ich ganze 10 Meter gefahren bin ich
war damals erst 8 oder 9 Jahre alt.
Mit 14 Jahren ging ich von der Schule mit nichts im Kopf, meine Mutter
sagte(sie
sagte immer  was), geh arbeiten. Toll prima Einfall! Aber arbeiten erschien
mir schon in der Schulzeit eine koerperliche  Verschwendung zu sein, denn
ich hatte es schon sehr frueh mit dem Kopf. Also ging ich arbeiten wie es
jeder macht. Aber ich blieb nicht lange bei einer Arbeitsstelle, entweder
ich flog raus oder ich ging von selber.
Der Grund war immer derselbe, ich konnte mich nicht anpassen. Es kam der
Zeitpunkt des Umzuges, denn Vater arbeitet jetzt in einer großen Fabrik.
Da muss der Sohnemann ja mitziehen, denn mit 15 Jahren da wurde man nicht
gefragt so wie es heute eher moeglich ist. ueberhaupt den ganzen
Erziehungszirkus
von frueher den fand ich schon immer zum Kotzen. Regeln hier Regeln da. Aber
es war halt eine andere Zeit mit einem bisschen Verstaendnis und mit dem
Vergleich von heute ist, daß kein Wunder. Nun zurueck denn ich schreibe hier
meinen Film und Leben nicht eines anderen.
Mittlerweile sind wir umgezogen in ein kleines Dorf, ha da sollte ich mich
besser fuehlen, auch bei der großen Firma arbeiten, kein Bock aber 2 Jahre
habe ich immerhin geschafft, ich wurde nachlaessig und flog dafuer raus,
wenn ich heute darueber nachdenke was fuer ein Scheiß.
Nun musste mir selber was suchen denn man wurde ja aelter reifer und
eigentlich
auch was schlauer. Aber ich war schon immer ein Spaetzuender. Nun ja nach
einigen Misserfolgen von Arbeitsstellen  sowie eine Trennung meiner ersten
Jugendliebe mit  Petra brachte mich ganz auf eine ganz anderen Bahn, ich
ging zur Binnenschifffahrt und blieb dort ca. 3-4 Jahre ich weiß es nicht
mehr genau als ich eines Abends auf Fahrt war saß ich vorne in meiner
kleinen
Bude und ich weiß auch nicht wie mir kam da eine fixe Idee wie man sich
Tattoos
selber machen konnte. Ich 17 war, also vor 30 Jahren, fand ich durch Zufall
heraus, aber nur durch Zufall fuer mich den ich hatte nicht einen Freund
der mir bei irgendetwas geholfen haette. Ich habe  in meinem Leben alles
mit Geld bezahlen muessen was ich haben wollte, kleine Gesten was ist, daß
ein Scheißdreck. Daher habe ich fuer mich selber ohne Kenntnisse von anderen
das Taetowieren mir selber beigebracht. Kein Wunder bei dieser Kontaktarmut.
Also
legte ich los und erfuhr zum erstenmal in meinem Leben, daß man mit drei
zusammengebundenen Nadeln und etwas Tinte einige Zeichen und Punkte in die
Haut taetowieren konnte. Schmerzen verspuerte ich fast keine den der eigene
Wille macht stark.
Also stach ich mir waehrend meiner Arbeit, ich war damals Schmelzer
(Bootsjunge)
auf der Schiff-Fahrt, einige skurrile Zeichen in die Haut und empfand diese
als ansehnlich. Als ich einige Zeit spaeter richtige Taetowierungen sah,
versteckte ich jahrelang meinen Scheisse indem ich immer Etwas langaermliges
anzog, da man die Tattoos ja nicht entfernen konnte, ohne daß Narben
zurueckblieben.
Es
stellte sich spaeter herraus, daß meine Tattoos genau dieselben waren, die
sich Haeftlinge im Knast stechen. Da ich nie im Knast war, wollte ich auch
nicht so rumlaufen und verglichen werden.
Mit der Zeit erwarb ich eigene Taetowiermaschienen. Die erste kaufte ich
mir in Hamburg auf der Reeperbahn fuer DM 1500. - und etwas Farbe und wurde
damit voll beschissen. Aber ich wusste, ich bin zum Taetowieren geboren,
und kaufte sie mir. Nun stand fuer mich ein Tor offen, mich kuenstlerisch
entfalten zu koennen. Ich began damit, mir bessere Taetowierungen zu machen,
aber es war immer noch nicht das, was ich wollte. Doch da war es nun mit
dem ueberstechen vorbei. Die Arme werden mit der Zeit immer dunkler.
Da ich mich seit dem Begin meines Lebens als Taetowierer - das war vor ca.
30 Jahren - immer selbst taetowiert und viele Farben ausprobiert habe,
machte
ich mir (10 Jahre spaeter, leider so lang) Gedanken, wie ich diese Farbe
auch wieder von der Haut entfernen koenne. So kaufte ich Buecher und lernte
die Beschaffenheit der Haut kennen. In all den Jahren erfuhr ich auch von
Christian Warlich, der als Taetowierer in Hamburg taetig war.
Dieser Mensch erfand ein Taetowierentfernungsmittel, das man drei mal
aufstreichen
musste. Leider nahm er das Geheimniss seiner Tinktur mit ins Grab. Weil zu
der Zeit war es wohl ein Geheimniss aber nur seins, denn die angebliche
Super
-Tinktur war ein Warzenentfernungsmittel.
Einige Zeit zuvor ca.1980 mischte ich mir schon ersten Tinkturen zusammen
und taetowierte mir diese in die Taetowierungen meiner Arme um
auszuprobiren,
wie die Haut darauf reagiert.
Es waren unzaehlige Versuche und Tinkturen (natuerlich ungefaehrliche) die
ich ausprobierte. Mich hatte die Neugier so stark gepackt, daß ich mehrmals
im Jahr monatelang nicht ausgegangen war, sondern tagein tagaus meine
kleinen
Haut beobachtete.
Ein etwas hoher Preis fuer ein großes Stueck meines Lebens. Beim erneuertem
Versuch bemerkte ich, nach dem Einstechen mit einer neuen ungefaehrlicher
und von mir echt gemischter Tinktur ( mit großer  Hilfe von einigen
Apothekern)
dass ich es heraus gefunden wie man Tattoos entferne, alsdann taetowierte
ich meine alten kleinen Taetowierungen nach.
Das Wahnsinnige dabei ist, die gesamten Behandlung erfolgte ohne
Narbenbildung
 wie diese vom Rauschneiden oder Abschleifen etc. bekannt war.
Die Haut verheilte natuerlich ohne Narben wie diese  vorher beschriebenen
Art.
Nun war ich ueberzeugt, ich hatte ein neues Taetowierentfernungsfluid
erfunden.

Ich nannte meine neue Erfindung "Blue Skin", weil bei den alten Tattoos
die Linien immer Blau auf der Haut aussehen wegen dem Blut oder der
schlechten
Farbe, keine Ahnung .
An  dem Tag an hatte ich neuen Mut und war ueber ein Jahr damit beschaeftigt
meine alten, ueber- und uebergestochenen Tattoos zu entfernen.
Mit dieser ersten Erkenntnis verdiente ich mir als Taetowierer und Entferner
so mein Geld zum Leben.
Nicht viel aber es hat gereicht um  alles  finanzieren zu koennen.
Nachdem ich mir einige kleine Tattoos (ein kleines Kreuz auf der Brust,
eine auf dem linken Handgelenk, einen kleinen Schriftzug der da hieß
ausgesprochen
Sahade sollte Glueck bedeuten auf arabisch, sowie diverse andere kleine
Punkte,
es war wunderbar.
Nun hatte ich aber bei mir noch ein paar Tattoos die ich mir noch entfernen
wollte, aber ich hatte erst mal keinen  Bock auf die Schmerzen mit der
Nadel.
Also,
beschloss ich eine neue Art der Entfernung heraus zubekommen, kaufte mir
wieder Literatur und jede Menge CDs,  die Rote Liste die Apotheker nur
haben,
schaute unter Dermatika was alles fuer die Haut gut ist, da ich bei meiner
ganzen Forschung 20 Jahre lang ohne jegliche Hilfe alleine dastand verdiente
ich mein Lebensunterhalt mit einem  eigenen Tattoo-Studio, dabei  lernte
ich so einiges, weil ich alle was fuer mich und meine Entfernung interessant
war probierte  ich selber bei mir aus. Mit meinen Gedanken ueber
Entfernungen
habe ich natuerlich nicht am Leben vorbeigelebt, habe schon gemerkt was sich
in der Technik getan hat, darum ist mein zweites Hobby Computerwissen( ueber
Anwendungen oder auch zusammen bauen aus alten oder neuen Einzelteilen)
gewesen.
Mit
diesem Geraet, nachdem ich es fuer meine Zwecke umgebaut hatte, nicht
gravierendes,
fing ich an meine großen Tattoo-Stuecke  zu entfernen, dabei klappte es
besser
als mit den Nadeln.

Ich habe wenige Personen mit Erfolg  damit behandelt, habe mir aber fast
 immer eine Einverstaendniserklaerung unterschreiben lassen.
Weil ich nicht kontrollieren konnte. Jeden Kunden habe ich ans Herz gelegt,
befolgt die Pflegeanleitung, gehoert habe ich immer ja ja ja  soviel wie
leck mich am Arsch.

Durch diese Art der Entfernung wir reden mal von der zweiten Methode (erste
Tinktur) wollte ich es wissen.
Ich zog mir, unter Benutzung des Geraetes meine eigene Haut ab, jawohl sie
lese richtig ich zog mir meine Haut ab um zu wissen wie tief geht ein Tattoo
in die Haut, da ich kein Arzt bin sehr riskant aber nur insoweit das ich
mit schweren Narben gerechnet hatte, aber nein durch meine eigens entworfene
Pflegeanleitung bekam ich meine Haut wieder glatt Sie denken es gehoert viel
Mut dazu diese was ich gemacht habe.

Es ist nicht nur der Mut sonder man braucht am ehesten einen starken Willen
und ein starkes Durchsetzungsvermoegen, da ich mir eine sehr große Aufgabe
gestellt hatte.

Mit diesem Wissen was sich unter der Haut abspielt, beendete ich meine
praktische
Entfernungsserie erst einmal und fing danach an zu lernen.

Die Entfernung mit dem Geraet machte ich aber, bevor ich es an fremden
Personen
einsetzte bei,
Mir selber.

Ich hatte meine Tattoos entfernt und  habe versucht mein genantes Blue Skin
 an Tattoo-Studios zu verkaufen. Ein Studio und 20 Flaschen an Privatleuten,
daß war alles. Keine Kosten wieder reingeholt immer nur gebuttert, ich hatte
kein Bock mehr und war nahe dran aufzugeben. Ich war in Tv-Sendungen die
haben mich zum Teil nur verarscht, die Zuschauer haben nach diesen
schlechten
Beitraegen kein Glauben daran geschenkt. Wie dumm von denen.
Aber meistens  meckerten  die aerzte, in meinem Wahn und den Glaube daran
wusste ich es gibt etwas besseres ich schaffe es irgendwann, aber der
Gedanke
blieb nur die Lust zum weitermachen fehlte mir ich hatte ja auch noch ein
kleines Privatleben.
In dieser ganzen Zeit der Entfernung habe ich zwei Ehen hinter mir gebracht,
habe eine 22 Jaehrige Tochter.
Die Ehen sind gescheitert, nicht wegen mein Tun es waren hat nicht die
richtigen
Frauen denke ich mal


*******************

1994, ich habe mir einen Ring mit Kennenlern-Jahresdatum gekauft, traf ich
eine Frau die dieselben Gedanken und Gefuehle hat wie ich diese selber
empfinde.
Das Liebesglueck hat mich getroffen.
Dieses Madchen ist 20Jahre juenger wie als ich bin und Ihr habe ich auch
von meiner Idee der Entfernung erzaehlt, da sagte sie mir eines Tages

"Warum machst du eigentlich nicht weiter mit deiner Erfindung"

Durch diese Worte verflog  meine Resignation und ich startete meinen
letzten
und besten Versuch am
 13 August 1999 mittlerweile der 4te. um Tattoos zu entfernen. Ich arbeitete
vorerst  wieder mit meiner Tinktur

WIRD VERATEN WENN MEIN FILM STEHT

Damit ist es bis heute die beste Tinktur die es gibt, um Tattoos selber
zu entfernen. Bei richtiger Anwendung
Kann diese Tinktur jeder anwenden der seine Tattoos entfernen moechte.Sie
ist voellig ungefaehrlich aber doch Gefaehrlich stark. Die ich immer noch
mit einer diesmal besseren Methode die Tinktur unter die Haut zu bekommen
 um nicht zu sagen fuer die Art der Entfernung die beste und Narbenfreieste
Entfernung die ich je gesehen hatte.

Was mich stoerte war daß die Zeit mir davonlaufen zu schien weil
mittlerweile
die Laserentfernung auf den Markt gekommen ist, aber siehe da die
Laserbehandlungen
 hatten auch  so ihre Tuecken mit der Verheilung
Aber sie ist mit Abstand die beste Entfernung fuer Tattoos, wenn es nicht
zufaellig ein Taetowierer gibt der mit den aerzten rein gedanklich noch eine
Rechnung offen hat.
Ich hatte mir vorgenommen Taetowierungen besser und billiger zu entfernen,
denn ich hatte dabei folgende Gedanken im Kopf:
Es muß eine Methode geben,  daß es sich doch beweisen laesst, das Tattoos
narbenfrei zu entfernen sind, mit diesen Gedanken  verweilteich bei
Tinkturen
verschiedenster Art, denn jede von mir gemixte Tinktur hatte eine andere
Verheilungsfase und immer einen Erfolg. Ich probierte noch intensiver
Tinkturen
aus als ich es schon vorher tat. Man war das eine Menge. Aber Stopp
ungefaehr
4- 6 Mischungen alle ungefaehrlich zeigten einen Erfolg klein aber fein.
Ich stach mir ab dem 13.08.1999 fast jeden Tag immer wieder was neues in
die Haut Schmerzen hatte ich ohne Ende. Ich machte alle Leute verrueckt
sogar
mich selber.
Ich lieh mir ein Geraet  aus Wochen lang von einer Firma,  Name kommt
spaeter,
Herr U  verschaffte mir diese Maschiene leihweise Erfolg tja ein ganz
kleiner.
Die Methode ist zu langwierig.
Dam besorgte  ich mir ein Xgeraet erfolg ja sehr gut aber sehr nicht  und
 auch langwierig in der Verheilung.
Nach dem X  kam ich auf ein X  daß mit X  ( welche Art spaeter) arbeitet
diese Methode klappt sehr gut, ich bin durch dieses Geraet ein sehr guter
Entferner geworden wohlbemerkt mit meinem eigenen Studium. haha ist
teilweise
langwierig aber mit Erfolg denn narbenfrei.
Nun ist es aber so, ich bin ja nicht der einzige der sich fuer Entfernungen
fuer Tattoos interessiert, aber ich bin der einzige mir bekannte, und ich
habe mich glaube ich gut umgehoehrt  Internet etc.
Ich denke mal ich bin das achte Weltwunder.
Und dass alles nur wegen diesen Menschen, ich will schluss machen mit der
Abzockerei bei Tattoo Entfernungen. Warum ? weil  ich bekomme das kotzen
wenn ich darueber nachdenke.

Weiter im Text:
Nachdem ich mit X  gearbeitet hatte, besaß ich den Gedanken mit einer neuen
Art von X  wieder einen anderes Verfahren, mit Erfolg:
Mein Konzept bestand darin, mit meiner Erfahrung geht's bergauf weil ich
mir dieses Schema in den Kopf gesetzt ich muß leicht versteckt schreiben
weil ich der einzige ware  Docc. Tattoo bin. Der das Unmoegliche moeglich
macht .Meine letzter Versuch ist wie gesagt der beste, laengste und letzte
denn je gemacht habe, weil ich durch die ganzen Jahre 20 Jahre voll Schmerz
und Einsamkeit, erkannt habe das ich durch  meine langjaehrigen Erfahrung
noch eine bessere  Methode heraus bekommen habe, wie sich jeder seine
Tattoos
selber entfernen kann, ohne sein schwerverdientes Geld dafuer ausgeben zu
muessen. Ich habe ca 15 verschiedene Sachen von  ungefaehrlichen Tinkturen
und verschiedene KleinX  heraus bekommen die alle eins gemeinsam haben,
Tattoos
narbenfrei zu entfernen.

Was koennen die Leute dafuer wenn manche Taetowierer nur wegen der Kohle
Scheiße bauen.
Andersrum gesehen sind auch die Kunden selber schuld wenn sie sich nicht
richtig informieren.
Aber ein nachdem anderen. Erst machen wir mal eine narbenfreie preiswerte
Methode allen Menschen zugaenglich. Das ist der Dank fuer all die Schmach
und Intolleranz die mir auf meinem Wege dorthin wiederfahren ist.

Die Methode die ich als letzte und beste ansehe verbirgt ein Geheimnis,
man wird erstaunt sein, eine letzte  Art die  hundet prozentig ist aber
.....................Stop.
Und viele andere Moeglichkeiten die ich erfahren habe, Fuer jede Art von
Tattoo gibt es eine 100tige Methode, durch diesen Film soll jeder erfahren
wie ein Tattoo entfernt wird indem es sich jeder selber narbenfrei entfernt
Daher  moechte ich meine ganze Erfahrung  verfilmen, weil ich es grausam
finde wie unerfahrene Menschen sich in einem Kreis bewegen wo sie nur heraus
kommen wenn sie viel Geld haben aber nicht jeder hat so viel.

Es ist heute 13.09.2000 ich bin fertig mit meiner Forschung.
Ich habe einen Kettenanhaenger mit der Zahl 13.

Mein Konfirmationsspruch nachdem ich mein ganzes Leben gelebt habe lautet:

Was
huelfe es den Menschen
So er die ganze Welt geroenne
Und doch Schaden nehme
An seiner Seele.

*************************************************************

Nachwort

Ist es Ihnen schon mal durch den Kopf gegangen, oder haben Sie noch nie
daran gedacht?
Es gibt eine weitere Art von Menschen, diese Menschen mueßen einen Kampf
im Leben bestehen,
der so schwer ist, daß viele von dieser Art daran zerbrechen - und dadurch
auch teilweise
gestorben sind weil sie aus dem verfluchten Kreis nicht mehr so leicht herau
kommen. Es sind Menschen, die keine Arbeit bekommen haben, keine Wohnung
und dadurch zum Sozialfall wurden und immer noch werden nur weil Sie einmal
im Leben einen Fehler gemacht haben, den sie nicht mehr gutmachen koennen.
Warum kuemmert sich keiner um diese Menschen, ich weiß die Gesellschaft oder
besser gesagt die Macher wollen nur Kohle machen, egal wer auf der Strecke
bleibt, denn das Leben geht weiter und es wird immer neue geben.
Fuer diesen Fehler werden diese Menschen durch Vorurteile von den anderen,
der sogenannten besseren Gesellschaft  gemieden. Ich habe schon Menschen
dieser Art weinen sehen, weil sie keinen Ausweg mehr wussten. Ich habe
mittlerweile
schon vielen geholfen.
Ich rede von der Art Menschen, die sich selber taetowiert haben und die
Scheiße nicht mehr wegbekommen. Haben wir nicht alle mal einen Fehler
gemacht?
Muss es sein  dafuer bestraft werden, nur weil man einmal so dumm war und
sich selber taetowierte, weil man kein Geld hatte in ein Studio zu gehen
oder noch zu jung war? Diesen Fehler ein Leben lang zu bereuen ist nicht
fair. Ich habe nun die Moeglichkeit all diesen Leuten zu helfen, daher
brauchen
Sie nicht mehr zum teuren Laser zu gehen, denn wer hat schon soviel Geld!
Es reicht ein Kinobesuch!

Zurueck zum Thema:

Da ich von meiner neuen Idee wieder einmal besessen war, im uebriegen  war
ich bis zum heutigen Tage den 13 August 2000  quasi 24Stunden mit der
Entfernung
von Tattoos beschaeftigt, kaufte ich mir  XX.

Durch diese Art der Entfernung wir reden mal von der zweiten Methode (erste
Tinktur) wollte ich es wissen.
Ich zog mir, unter Benutzung des Geraetes meine eigene Haut ab, jawohl sie
lese richtig ich zog mir meine Haut ab um zu wissen wie tief geht ein Tattoo
in die Haut, da ich kein Arzt bin, war es  sehr riskant aber nur insoweit
das ich mit schweren Narben gerechnet hatte, aber nein durch meine eigens
entworfene Pflegeanleitung bekam ich meine Haut wieder glatt
Sie denken es gehoert viel Mut dazu diese was ich gemacht habe.

Es ist nicht nur der Mut sonder man braucht am ehesten einen starken Willen
und ein starkes Durchsetzungsvermoegen, da ich mir eine sehr große Aufgabe
gestellt hatte.

Mit diesem Wissen was sich unter der Haut abspielt, beendete ich meine
praktische
Entfernungsserie erst einmal und fing danach an zu lernen.

Die Entfernung mit dem Geraet machte ich aber, bevor ich es an fremden
Personen
einsetzte bei, Mir selber.

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largely due to the latest technologies that are now available to those who
desire to work from home. Imagine what it would be like to run an
international operation if you so choose, right from the comfort of your own
home. Well, this is exactly what we offer! We offer a "freedom" that is
available through a constant flow of income that does not depend on the
whims of a boss, bonuses or the economy.

Take a look at some of these statistics:  At age 50, 75% of the population
has less than $5,000 in the bank for retirement.  At age 65, 45% of
Americans depend on relatives, 30% depend on charities, 23% are still
working (most can't afford to quit and work until they are no longer
physically capable) and Only 2% are self-sustaining.   At the present time,
it is impossible to support a family of two working full time at minimum
wage!  For the first time in history, the current generation is averaging a
lower standard of living then their parents!  Automation is taking layoffs
to record highs!

The Bureau of Labor Statistics says that Out of 100 people that start
working at the age of 25, by the age of 65... - 1 is wealthy - 4 have enough
money to retire - 63 depend on social security or charity - 29 are deceased
95% of people, age 65 and over cannot afford to retire and work until they
die!!  What Happened to Safety & Security?  Why we no longer put our trust &
faith in "Big Business".  In J. Paul Getty's book "How To Get Rich", his
first rule for success is, "You must be in business for yourself. You will
never get rich working for someone else." This partly explains why someone
starts a new home-based business in the United States every 10 seconds. In
the past 14 years alone, the numbers of home-based businesses have grown
from 6 million to 32 million with no slow - down in sight. In fact, an
estimated 8,493 new home businesses open every day.  The United States is
now driven by an information and service economy. Over the past decade,
Fortune 500 companies have laid off 4.4 million workers while smaller
companies steadily continue to reduce their work forces.  As companies
continue to downsize and re-organize, many professionals will seek out and
search for new ways to take control of their careers. Many of these
individuals have forsworn traditional "nine to five" office jobs and are
making their homes pay off in more ways than one.

For the entrepreneur, home-based businesses have become the bridge between
work- crazed big cities and easy- paced family-oriented small towns. Link
Resources Corp. reports that market research shows more than 29 million
people run either full-time or part-time businesses from their homes. People
used to believe that their livelihood depended on living in big cities near
big corporations. That is no longer true, thanks to personal computers,
increased phone services, fax machines, and the Internet, it is no longer
necessary to live in close proximity to "Big Business". You can now operate
that "Big Business" right from your home office.  Within the last five to
seven years, technology has been brought to an affordable level so that
almost everyone has an equal playing field in the work-from-home industry.
Check out these Statistics:  11% of the US market is now on the Internet
1,092,000 new people get Internet access each week, while approximately 38%
of the US adult population, or 68 million US citizens' currently use the
Internet, according to the fall 1999 Cyber Status reports from Mediamark
Research Inc. This is an increase of 49% from the prior quarter, and this
study only counts people who have used the Internet in the last 30 days.

Ziff-Davis's Technology User Profile reported that there are 60 million PC's
connected to the Internet in the US, but home PC's still represent the
lion's share of the market, with 68 million consumers hooked up to the
Internet.  They predict that up to $54 billion US dollars will change hands
from business transactions online by year 2001.

Most people are ready to do some sort of business online, they just don't
know where to start. This is why we are so successful. We link-up our
marketing techniques with something people need, and most of all, something
people want. If you add strong work ethics, a powerful support system, along
with personal business coaching, you can't help but be successful. We
provide not only the vehicle that puts you on the road to success, but we
also provide the road map.  All you have to do is be teachable, have the
desire for a better life and be willing to change what you're doing now.
94% of home-based business owners are happier running their own business
versus working for someone else.  92% recommend working from home to others.
94% plan to still be running their own business in five years.  20% of home
entrepreneurs reported that their businesses grossed between $100,000 and
$500,000 last year.  23% paid themselves annual salaries of $65,000 to
$350,000.  41% work at home with other family members.  71% think their
businesses are doing as well or better than they expected.  79% expect their
home-based business revenues to grow this year.  Your search for the ideal
work environment and for the ideal vehicle to wealth is over. You will be
able to work more flexible hours while increasing your productivity, not to
mention drastically cutting your commute time, and increasing your most
precious commodity-quality of life.

We have developed one of the most exciting, technologically advanced
home-based businesses that will take you through the new millennium.  We
don't expect you to come to us with tremendous business knowledge or a
successful track record. We have already figured out how to make this work;
all you need to do is copy what we're already doing.

Since you've gotten this far, we know you are serious about working from
home.  Your next step will help you make some changes and learn some new
skills.  So, let's go!

As you know, this is not a lay-on-the-couch, get-rich-quick scheme. This is
a REAL business and a real opportunity- one that has drawn so much interest
from people that we had to put this screening process in place to help us
determine who to work with. Our company has been in business for 20 years,
is publicly held and traded on the NASDAQ. It is important that you realize
that we can help you build a powerful and profitable business.  We have an
explosive, start to finish, proven Internet Marketing system.  And we are
offering you this simple easy method where you can make money working for
yourself, over the Internet, from the comfort of your home or office. You
can earn $1,000 to $7,000 per month working around your current job and your
family's schedule. Our system works regardless of your background or
computer knowledge. We provide the system, experience and hands on training.
The only thing that we cannot give you, but is required is that you have the
desire, and that you are teachable. We know that you have some level of
desire because you got this far. Are you teachable?

STEP 1.  You must call our toll free "International Internet Business
hotline and listen to some of the members of our team talk about the success
of their new home based businesses.  EVEN IF YOU ARE CALLING THIS NUMBER
FROM AN INTERNATIONAL COUTRY, I URGE YOU TO CALL RIGHT NOW.  This is part of
our job-to introduce you to many others who took a step of faith (like
you're ready to), and whose lives have changed because of it.

This call is for everyone.  I.E. former Military Service Members, Executive
Professionals and Laborers Doctors and Nurses 1-800-708-____ Enter Access
Code: 4001 through August 25th, 2000  then it will be 3000

This10-minute calls is a 24-hour toll free for all that are in the United
States; however if you are International I urge you to dial this number now
and listen to this short message and take some notes.
**********************************************
CAUTION! This Access Code expires on September 8th, 2000
(So call right now!)
**********************************************
IMPORTANT!
DO NOT PROCEED TO STEP 2
UNTIL YOU HAVE LISTENED
TO THE CALL MENTIONED IN STEP 1
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If you are unsure and need more information, we have put together a "How to
do business over the Internet" decision package that will help you determine
whether our business is for you or not.  This step is only for individuals
who have the desire to control their own future and who want to work from
their homes and earn the kind of income that will give you the life you
deserve. This decision package contains approximately three hours of
information about our explosive Internet business and it also begins your
training. You will receive a manual that explains how, why and what we are
doing, a video where you'll meet us and see exactly how our business works
and an audiotape to further help you with your decision. Your package also
contains the name and telephone number of your personal coach who will be
working with you on a daily basis, helping you make money in your first
week. In other words, you will receive all of the information you will need
to make a decision to determine if this is for you.

After you request your "International Decision Package", and go through all
the materials, we will call you and your personal training program will
begin. At that point, we will also be happy to locate the nearest training
to you, which are available in numerous translations. We have training being
conducted in over 27 different languages worldwide!  This package acts only
as a way for you to review information about our business and begins your
training without risk.  This step eliminates the people who are not serious
and allows us to work with those of you who are. Please recognize the
importance of this step. We simply do not have the time to spend with people
who are merely curious, which is why we designed this package to provide you
with all of the information you will need to make a decision and determine
if this is for you. If we spent our time answering e-mail requests for
additional information, we'd not only be duplicating the effort we put into
developing the deci!
!
sion package, but we'd also be taking valuable time away from running our
business and training new people. Once you start working with us, we're sure
you will appreciate our spending time training you instead of responding to
curious e-mails all day long.

Since we don't spend countless hours answering the tireless questions of the
curiosity-seekers, you benefit, because it frees us up in order to dedicate
ourselves to your success. When we spend time with you, we know we are
working with someone who, like us, is committed to a better lifestyle.  What
is Your Future Worth?  Decide for yourself and for your family what it is
you want and by when you want to achieve it.  Only you can determine how
dedicated you are to achieving your dreams.  Hopefully, you won't find
yourself relying on your friends and family for direction and salvation.
They cannot provide that for you - only you can do that. You need to make a
decision to either give this a shot or to continue down the path you're on.
Most likely, if you have read this far, you have already made the decision
to make some healthy changes in your life. When we were looking at this
"Work From Home" Opportunity for the first time, just like you, we were
nervous and thought that may!
!
be this wouldn't work. Like you, we doubted we could really achieve our
dreams. We went for it any way and now we are making incredible incomes,
working from home, and for most of us- it's a dream come true. We don't have
a boss to answer to or a clock to punch.

Remember though, we didn't start off full-time. For most of us we did this
part-time until our part-time incomes surpassed our full-time incomes. We
don't recommend you quit your present job until you have at least doubled
your present income.   Another item that might be hanging in the back of
your mind is the fear that you will have to invest thousands of dollars. So
let me put that to rest right now. You don't need to dig up thousands of
dollars to get started with us. Right now, all you need to do is get your
"Decision Package" so you can get started.  Why give up your dreams?  We
know you are the kind of person we are looking to work with, because you
have given up this much of your time to read about us. You have already
displayed exactly what one needs in order to be successful in our business-
that high degree of curiosity coupled with an intense desire to succeed.
All you need to do now is take action. Take action by ordering your
"Decision Package" and we'll be th!
!
ere to help you through your questions and then to work with you to build
your own "Work From Home" Internet Business. But please don't request more
information unless you are committed to improving your life. If you are
ready to learn and you are serious about achieving a brighter future and a
better life, then we are committed to you. We are ready to give you the same
step-by-step plan we used to build our fortune. There will be no surprises.
We know exactly what to do and how to coach others be successful within the
same system. Our Program works. It's already happening for hundreds of
people. Why not you? Right now, take the next step, and get started on your
way to a brighter lifestyle.

STEP 2: To get started or request your decision package only after you have
completed STEP 1 please call our international 24 hour order hotline at
1-206-202-EARN (3276).  International callers and  for United States,
Canada, and Mexico callers please also dial 1-206-202-EARN (3276).

We are willing to train you and work with you, as others have done with us,
to help secure your financial future. But, remember, we only work with those
that truly have the desire and ambitions to work-we don't have time to work
with couch potatoes! Successful people do what unsuccessful people won't.

So develop a sense of urgency and give your desires value! Procrastination
is the biggest killer of success and you can now break that cycle! REMEMBER,
for things to change, you have to change and for things to get better, you
have to get better. Order your materials today, and when they arrive, review
everything thoroughly BEFORE calling your personal coach.

Remember the importance of following directions- we are looking for people
who are teachable and willing to work. We're very excited about our future
and we know you will be, too!! Until we speak personally, thank you and have
a great day!

Again please follow STEP 2: To get started or request your decision package
only after you have completed STEP 1 please call our international 24 hour
order hotline at 1-206-202-3276.  International callers and  for United
States, Canada, and Mexico callers please also dial 1-206-202-3276.
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Date: Thu, 10 Aug 2000 19:01:32 -0700
From: Rick _____ <_______@pixar.com>
To: "Ever-Growing Army of the Damned": ;
Subject: NULL: Job Postings We'd Like To See Dep't

E-commerce consultants
(3 months, extendable to 12 years)

Experience in e-commerce not required. The successful applicant will
have no experience of any of the following: commerce, computers, the
internet, good taste. A lack of design skills and a fixation with
style over content will also be important. You should have current
experience in gross over-charging and hoodwinking scrupulous clients.
You will work with a bunch of other opinionated irritating wankers,
constructing a series of web-pages with as many broken links and
loose ends as time and money allow.

Bullshitter
(3 month contract)

Bullshitter required. You will have at least three years experience
of doing jobs for which you have no skill or aptitude, ideally in a
Unix environment. Skills to include bullshit, ideally to politician
level, and waffle in a technical capacity. Arse-covering skills will
be an advantage. CBE (Certified Bullshit Engineer) qualification
essential.

Liar
(6 month contract)

You will be working for a prestigious, high-profile company. You must
be able to claim a degree with first-class honours, preferably from
Oxford or Cambridge, and own a car which (although impressive) does
not actually exist. You will also be required to make up stories or
explanations on the hop, so experience of police work will be
considered favourably. Ties and/or certificates are provided to add
convincing "colour" to the successful applicant's statements.

Unix Guru
(Rolling one month requirement)

Candidates must have at least three of the following qualities:
A stupid and unusual hairstyle with goatie beard.
Fashion taste which stopped somewhere in the mid-60's.
A lifestyle quite unlike anyone else.
A habit of wearing sandals with or without socks.
The ideal applicant will also have a Californian accent. Unix
experience not essential, but some keyboard skills may be useful.

Inexperienced timewaster wanted
(urgent contract)

Candidates (under 21 years of age) must be able to fill out at least
six pages of a C.V. with claims of experience and knowledge totalling
a minimum of 150 years. In addition, they must also be able to claim
involvement with hobbies which nobody in their right mind could
possibly fit into a lifestyle which included, for example, sleeping
or eating. The successful applicant will have no real skills in any
category whatsoever, but candidates will be considered providing they
do not know anything about C++ programming or Project Management.

Destruct testers required
(3 month contract, extendable to 6 months)

Clumsy, careless oafs of a naturally foolish nature must demonstrate
their ineptitude with several, briefly-held, positions. The
successful candidate will be asked to break something during the
interview, preferably in a way which the interviewer will never have
thought possible or remotely likely.

Scapegoats
(One month contract with bonus on completion)

Conscientious and hardworking individual. Experienced in customer
support and maintenance, you will have several demonstrable skills
which can be used to show why the interviewers were right to employ
you, coupled with a complete lack of awareness regarding
arse-covering. You will work with a close-knit team of temporary
contractors and will travel from project to project tasked with the
job of tidying up the loose ends to ensure customer acceptance and
satisfaction.

Timewasters, timewasters, timewasters
Six timewasters are required for an urgent contract in the Far-East
of Scotland, to start immediately. Skills must include six months
coffee machine, three months photocopying and general administration
and a minimum of one year "between assignments".

Unskilled slapheads
(6 month contract)

Must have own suit (preferably brown). Own desk, and hat-stand is
provided for suitable applicants.

Lazy good-for-nothing with multiple chronic illnesses sought to assist
busy, interfering manager. Must be idle and shiftless. A bad memory
and/or dyslexia will be advantageous.

Noxious beancounter required

Must interfere constantly and construct meaningless lists of serial
numbers and other pointless documentation. Numeracy/Literacy not a
requirement, but an interest in trainspotting is essential.
Bad-breath and BO advantagious. Contract is for an initial three
months and may be extended indefinitely.

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From: _________@server.netjuice.es
DATE: 07 Aug 00 8:35:19 PM
SUBJECT: Do you or someone you know SNORE?
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After you go to bed, do the walls tremble?
Do small critters in the woodlands scurry for safety?

If that's true in your household, someone in your home
might be one of the 90 million Americans who snore. The
average volume of someone who snores is about as loud as
normal speech. Really loud snorers can reach the level
of a loud yell !

Noise like that can be devastating not only the one who
snores but also the ones that have to hear it.  Bed
partners of loud snorers can be awakened an average of
23 times a night. Wow!

Could you imagine waking up your bed partner by saying,
honey, are you sleeping? and then repeating that 22 more
times in one night. Yikes! No wonder non-snoring partners
can become so irritable!

So, what's the solution? Expensive surgery? Uncomfortable
devices? How about 50¢ Ear Plugs?

Sure, if you're into that sort of stuff.

Now, there's a simple solution that works for most people.
It's a simple throat spray that you use just before going
to bed. Just a few squirts before going to bed. It's
inexpensive. And the stuff even tastes good!

If you want to learn more about this simple solution, call
(888) 319-____. You can call anytime. And if you want to
tell someone you know, forward this message along. They'll
probably be glad you did.   Call now!

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