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|[Nettime-bold] etoy.CORPORATION/TOYWAR.com action alert|
AFTER A CORPORATE SILENCE PERIOD HERE ARE SOME FLASHING NEWS: FLASH1: etoy.TANK7 NEARLY SUNK. 7 DAY DELAY / $17,000 IN DAMAGES. FLASH2: THE etoy.CORPORATION TAKES MANHATTAN. OPENING WITH GUEST STARS ON SATURDAY APRIL 29 AT POSTMASTERS! FLASH3: etoy.CD HITS THE MARKET! THE BEST LULLABIES FROM TOYWAR.com. FLASH4: TOYWAR II? THE SHAREHOLDERS ARE CALLED TO VOTE ON PEACE OR WAR IN THE TOY MARKET PLACE... \\\ F1: after a storm on the atlantic ocean and a 7 day delay etoy.TANK7 arrived in manhattan. the system is being repaired by a special task force and local etoy.AGENTS as fast as possible. wasted time and logistic problems caused damage of about $17,000. the etoy.SHARE lost 6% of its value. actual price: $ 3.47 (still rated "strong buy" - the best moment to invest!) \ F2: the etoy.CORPORATION crosses borders and twists reality like no other legal organization: one day fighting with a dot-com giant in court and turning the battle into one of the most exciting media art performances - the next day infecting manhattan where the dot-com-community goes nuts: the show goes on! turning high risk business into action entertainment. the etoy.CORPORATION is where the bubble is about to burst. measuring the pressure & maximizing the market hype! etoy.INVESTORS call it impact management. official opening of the exhibition "impact management - the etoy.CORPORATION in manhattan" saturday, april 29 2000 6pm to 8pm postmasters gallery 459 w 19 street @ 10th ave new york city 10011 - usa come and have a drink... maybe even more * overdress yourself & prepare to ...leave reality behind.... special shareholder party after the regular opening for vip's and listed etoy.SHAREHOLDERS only. another reason to become an investor. nobody invests to lose money... etoy TM. (http://www.etoy.com/share/) guest stars: john perry barlow, douglas rushkoff, chris truax & dj spooky (remixing the lullabies). \ F3: cd release party: the etoy.LULLABIES will be released at the opening event of the manhattan show on saturday, april 29, 2000 to celebrate the TOYWAR.victory. thanks to predrag manojlov, personal records vienna, groove attack cologne and all the artists (negativland, e_b_a, styro2000, people like us, dktr, steev hise, phantomschmerz, poopoo varmint, gunnar lockwood, twister, mono pause, echelon & jane dowe, escape mechanism, tanuki, porest, razorsharp, experimental jetset) for making this product an "absolutely must have disc" for every little kid that wants to know more about business on the net. (http://www.toywar.com/shop) etoy.DISCLAIMER: please! talk with your children about this product. the etoy.CORPORATION assumes no responsibility for any kind of mental or physical damage and/or depravation resulting from the perception of the TOYWAR.lullabies. \ F4: interrogations in the LEGO.case did not make clear if the LEGO.lawyers accept the toys on the TOYWAR.com monument-site. the etoy.CORPORATION removed the characters which were associated with LEGO.products by LEGO-US.attorneys from the etoy.com site. the etoy.MANAGEMENT does not want to attack LEGO for such a ridiculous reason. etoy is involved in sensitive business operations in manhattan at the moment. it would be irresponsible to waste the money of etoy.SHAREHOLDERS for media-warfare. the etoy.CREW is still recovering from the eToys battle. at the same time the etoy.BOARD believes that it is an essential issue that lawyers of a huge corporation (which sells millions of products) attempt to stop people and art from referring to symbols and signs which are part of the cultural code of this planet. TOYWAR.com did not fake a LEGO.site and did not try to sell LEGO.toys or to abuse the LEGO.trademark. simply a similarity exists. TOYWAR was established to illustrate (!) the battle between etoy.com and eToys.com.... there is a relevant difference between abuse of a trademark and using popular products as metaphors. according to corporate regulations the owners of the discussed material must decide on the strategy: the TOYWAR.com site belongs to the TOYWAR.community. all TOY.soldiers and SHAREHOLDERS are called to express their opinion in a pioneering online voting process. ONLINE-VOTING-TANKS are open from saturday, 29 april 2000 at noon to register your votes. closing of polls: 6 may 2000 at 12.00 noon n.y.time. details and voting directions are to be found on http://www.etoy.com/ next saturday. signed by: the etoy.MANAGEMENT approved by: the TOYWAR.crisis-control-board the etoy.TRANSFER BANK for the east coast: POSTMASTERS GALLERY the etoy.CURATOR: SUZY MESZOLY DISCLAIMER: THE etoy.CORPORATION IS NOT ANTI CORPORATE AS MANY PEOPLE THINK. etoy DOES NOT FIGHT AGAINST THE SYSTEM IN GENERAL. etoy INFECTS REALITY AND GENERATES IMPACT ON A GLOBAL MARKET. etoy INCREASES ITS VALUE LIKE EVERY OTHER SUCCESSFUL ART BRAND AND PROTECTS ITS PROPERTY IF THIS IS NECESSARY. --------------------------------------------- this is a mailing list: firstname.lastname@example.org if you have trouble unsubscribing you might be listed under another address. contact email@example.com for assistance.